Jan 31, 20191 min

4 ways to bunk school

School can be pure agony,and sometimes you just need a day to yourself. Maybe to chill, to catch up on sleep or to miss that dreaded Maths test. Here are 4 ways to trick your parents into letting you stay home.

1. Faking being sick

Whether it's faking a stomachache in the morning or your intricate plan ,which started a day before, it's usually a good way to trick a parent into letting you stay home 'sick'.

2. Sneak out of the school

Though it's complicated and risky, if you know your school's every crook-and-nanny, it will be an easy and exhilarating experience. Though role call will be a problem.

3.Making excuses

Missing the bus or change your parent's alarm can always set them off, to the point that they keep you home.

4. Fake a letter

Whether it's bunking without permission and then handing in a fake letter to your teacher the next day or one that states you must leave in the middle of the day, as long as it looks like an adult's handwriting, it has to ,according to law, be accepted as a valid reason to leave the school.

Please note: Practise at own risk.These may not work. If you do attempt to bunk school and are caught, we will not be held accountable.

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